On a Sear's hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping .
newsflash:-(That's the only time i have to work on my hair)
On a bar of Dial soap : "Directions : use like regular soap."
(And that would be how ???)
On some Swanson frozen dinners :"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down" (Well...duh, a bit late ,huh)!
On packing for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?):P
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after takig medication."
SIGHZ.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5- year olds with the head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:"Warning:May cause drowsiness."
(And....I'm taking this becoz???...)..(eye brows raised.)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this.I'm a bit curious.) ( eye-brows raised..further.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts :"Warning:Contain nuts"
(Talk about a news flash)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly"
(I dont blame the company.I blame the parents for this one.)..(eye brows gone )
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